I will call for perjury charges if President Bush declares, “The state of the union is strong.”
The real state of America is weakened. Not weak, just weakened. Mr. President, you have been preoccupied with Iraq and other international entanglements that Americans don’t desire.
National security is not a concern (we just want out of Iraq […]
I told you before I’m not a scientist. (Laughter.) That’s why I don’t want to have to deal with global warming, to tell you the truth. — Justice Scalia, Mass v. EPA, i.e. “I’m a dumbass, so I don’t have to do anything to save the environment for my great-grandchildren.”
This was my first time voting in California. The numerous propositions intrigued me. Propositions in California are like dog poop covered in icing. The icing is the sweet tasting soundbite of good will for all Californians. The dog poop is the special interest group that profits substancially. The special interest group’s goal is to pursuade […]
Discrimination, especially in mass, is fun again! Fifty-seven percent of voting Virginians supported Amendment 1, legally defining marriage as a union between one man and one woman and prohibits any legal recognition of domestic partnerships or other non-marital relationships. Virginians can now legally pretend states like Masssachusettes, California, and Vermont don’t recognize that two gay […]
America is at a crisis state. The experiment of democracy is failing. I’m not being an alarmist, but I am unfortunately reactionary.
President Bush signed in two disturbing laws this month. The Military Commissions Act of 2006 allows the Presidency to suspend habeas corpus. Habeas corpus is a court preceeding that determines the legitimacy of a […]
I just got my first parking ticket ever this morning because I was a moron and thought yesterday was Tuesday and parked on the side of the street that is cleaned on Thursday. I even asked myself what day it was before parking on that side of the street.
Officer Choy took my ticket virginity by […]
There’s a refrain being sung in the world that I hear wherever I travel… whether that’s Nicaragua preparing for a pinnacle election, or South Africa recovering from Apartheid more than a decade later, or everyday struggles in the ghettos of Boston. There is something fundamental about the human condition that longs to be free. […]
In a drastic shift in strategy, Evil Doers today announced it would transfer terror operations to former competitor Transportation Security Administration. CEO Osama bin Laden stated, “This is a win-win for our stock holders and those we serve.”
The shift in operations did not surprise some analysts. “We’ve longed believed that TSA would assume Doers’ production […]
I took the (flawed?) How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? quiz that Bryan took and here are my results:
Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
No doubt my political views have significantly changed […]
Today seemed like a giant April Fool’s Joke played on the American people by the federal government.
The US House of Representatives voted down an amendment to protect net neutrality. (More…)
An appeals court ruled that the FCC has the power to order broadband internet companies to make their networks wiretap friendly for law enforcement. (More…)
The NSA […]
