Choy to the World

I just got my first parking ticket ever this morning because I was a moron and thought yesterday was Tuesday and parked on the side of the street that is cleaned on Thursday. I even asked myself what day it was before parking on that side of the street.

Officer Choy took my ticket virginity by raping me and now I’m paying for a $45 abortion. (Okay, bad metaphor, but the first time always hurts a little.)

There isn’t adequate parking at my apartment complex (or anywhere in LA), so I have to park on the street. I just gave $45 to a government I don’t believe in. I hope Officer Choy suffers under his/her bad karma. S/he made me cry. and probably bounce a check.

One Response to “Choy to the World”

  1. blackc2004 Says:

    I’m a comment queen today! haha.

    Anyways, I was in WeHo last weekend, and got a parking ticket… For a street I wasn’t EVEN ON! And for being at a parking meter that CLEARLY said it was only enforced 9-5 m-f.

    Those LA metermaids are crazy! Parking is really bad though, I live right across the street from the Redondo beach pier, and during the summer months there is NO parking AT ALL!