Dear Massachusetts
Posted on Thursday, March 30th, 2006 at 6:05.
I hate you. Check the timestamp of this post to actualize how much I hate you.
I hate your accent, that I still can’t spell your name without spellcheck after three years of living here, that your drivers suck, that your detours suck more than your drivers, and that your road signs suck more than both.
I hate that your “Right Lane Exit Airport” really means “Exit to 93 North Only and you won’t have a chance to get on 93 South, if that is so your intention, until you are 30-minutes in the wrong direction” even when 93 South is an equally respectable egress from the airport that doesn’t offer free Wi-Fi.
I’m sleeping on his side of the bed with the body pillow for the last few ***** of sleep I can get before class. Then, I’m going to wake up and light votive candles for the morons who run this state.
