Archive for March, 2006

Dear Massachusetts

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

I hate you. Check the timestamp of this post to actualize how much I hate you.
I hate your accent, that I still can’t spell your name without spellcheck after three years of living here, that your drivers suck, that your detours suck more than your drivers, and that your road signs suck more than both.
I […]

Open Letter to Adobe

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Dear Adobe,
Your not releasing Intel native applications until Q2 of 2007 is why I hope Apple releases a Photoshop killer and finally ends the misery of your company.
Warmest regards,
Jeremiah Cohick

The Fortune Teller

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

The Fortune Teller: my latest New Media 2 project. Please make your own fortune telling machine for my demonstration on Wednesday at 10 AM EST.

Spring Break Day 2

Tuesday, March 7th, 2006

So it’s the end of Spring Break Day 2. I have a number of projects to be working on while my love and Unfertig are away.
First up was Emersive’s new site design. This redesign was my second attempt at using ExpressionEngine. It’s a wonderful, extremely powerful content management system with the world’s worst URI handling.
Tomorrow, […]

Oscars

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Academy Awards Night at Emerson is the biggest religious holiday on campus. I think it’s mostly self-loving Hollywood having a collective orgasm for itself, but hey, I’d love to win an Oscar some day! And I had a blast watching the show with Liz and Julie.
Jon Stewart was hysterical, but his jokes weren’t received well […]

Bank of Aggravation

Monday, March 6th, 2006

I recently opened a checking account with Bank of America. I am a (mostly) happy customer with a credit union in California. However, half of my income is earned at Emerson. Emerson refuses to offer direct deposit for student employees. (Not surprisingly, Emerson will gladly arrange direct payments from students.) I had to mail […]