Bah Hum Bug
Posted on Thursday, December 8th, 2005 at 20:03.
I woke up late, my Powerbook wasn’t charged because humpty dumpty had a great fall the previous night, my professor picked on me all morning, I found out that I got a B on my Islam presentation, but my day wasn’t bad enough. Oh no. I went to lunch and bit into a living bug hiding in my salad. I spat it out; its taste like spicy cleaning chemicals. I left hungry, yet not wanting to eat. I ran to the bathroom. The bug had a seizure on the table. The waiter didn’t make us pay.
Whoa. Eating bugs is gross. I try to avoid it as much as I can.
At least you know it can only go uphill from here…