Jeremiah

Here are my Super Bowl XXIX Predictions:

FOX’s graphics will be amazing.
Courtesy of the FCC, the half-time show will suck.
Courtesy of the FCC, the commercials will suck.
The New England Patriots will win.
With luck, the Boston Police won’t murder any more Emerson students.

I have travelled all over the United States and used electrical outlets in many states. But then I moved to Boston. And everything is backwards here. For example, I own a bubbling Christmas night light. It has a standard polarized American Type A plug. The larger prong on an […]