Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I am working on a school project and I need some creative responses. “Because she wanted to get to the other side” and other dead-end answers need not to be stated.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 at 2:02 and is tagged .

10 Responses to “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

  1. Ayn Harren Says:
    November 16th, 2004 at 13:28

    To show the deer how it’s done.

  2. ryan Says:
    November 16th, 2004 at 20:31

    the mainstream views of social acceptance and apathy no longer appealed to this young, bright, and daring hen; she then determined to take her first steps of cultural deviance, confounding her past society’s wisest and impressing those waiting on her from the other side

  3. Kevin M. Says:
    November 17th, 2004 at 1:09

    (reversing the usual joke) Because he was stapled to the punk-rocker…

  4. J David Crawford Says:
    November 17th, 2004 at 3:19

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Because it was there. ::awesome::

  5. Ayn Harren Says:
    November 18th, 2004 at 0:53

    Admit it, dudes. Mine is the best answer so far.

  6. Ayn Harren Says:
    November 18th, 2004 at 0:58

    And by far, I might add.

  7. Brandon Says:
    November 20th, 2004 at 6:39

    GEORGE W BUSH

    We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    COLIN POWELL

    Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road

    JOHN KERRY

    Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

    JERRY FALWELL

    Because the chicken was gay — isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the ‘other side’. That’s what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.”

    BARBARA WALTERS

    Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it ’s life long dream of crossing the road.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN

    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON

    I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE

    I invented the chicken!

    THE BIBLE

    And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

  8. J David Crawford Says:
    November 20th, 2004 at 16:11

    “Best Answer?” When did this become a contest for best answer? In fact, it’s not any kind of contest. Creative responses are being sought. So far, creativity has been displayed in all the answers. <3

  9. David Troyer Says:
    November 20th, 2004 at 16:48

    so humans could make jokes about it

  10. Jeremiah Says:
    November 21st, 2004 at 20:05

    Thanks for the responses! My final 3D Animation project is going to rock. ::awesome::