Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted on Tuesday, November 16th, 2004 at 2:02.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I am working on a school project and I need some creative responses. “Because she wanted to get to the other side” and other dead-end answers need not to be stated.
To show the deer how it’s done.
the mainstream views of social acceptance and apathy no longer appealed to this young, bright, and daring hen; she then determined to take her first steps of cultural deviance, confounding her past society’s wisest and impressing those waiting on her from the other side
(reversing the usual joke) Because he was stapled to the punk-rocker…
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was there. ::awesome::
Admit it, dudes. Mine is the best answer so far.
And by far, I might add.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road
JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay — isn’t it obvious? Can’t you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the ‘other side’. That’s what they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we Boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side.”
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it ‘s life long dream of crossing the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE
I invented the chicken!
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
“Best Answer?” When did this become a contest for best answer? In fact, it’s not any kind of contest. Creative responses are being sought. So far, creativity has been displayed in all the answers. <3
so humans could make jokes about it
Thanks for the responses! My final 3D Animation project is going to rock. ::awesome::