Just In: Summer Tour Expanded Beyond the Green Line
Posted on Thursday, May 27th, 2004 at 1:23.
Lynchburg, Virginia has been added to my summer tour schedule. Greyhound will demonstrate a new rapid transit system that will deliver me from Boston to home-sweet-hell in a record-shattering SEVENTEEN hours. The transit system is called a bus
and when my presence boards, it becomes my tour bus
. All celebrities will want to travel in this much economical style.
Stops on the Lynchburg tour include the Liberty University Vine Center for Jefferson Forest High School’s Graduation Ceremony (starring my Rachie!), Blue Ridge Community Church, Movies 10 for posterity, Starbucks for Ryan, and a non-corporate coffee shop for Rianna.
Showtimes: June 4, 2004 (2:25 PM) — June 8, 2004 (10:10 PM).
That sucks, you have to come back the one weekend that I can’t be in VA :-(