Oops, She Did It
Posted on Tuesday, January 6th, 2004 at 10:40.
Fox News: Britney Annuls Sin City Whirlwind Wedding
Let’s pretend that I am Britney Spears. I would be capable of wooing any guy that I wanted. However, I am a dumb blond and marry Jason Alexander on a drunken whim.
No, not that Jason Alexander. The uglier Jason Alexander, my childhood sweetheart and a supposed “bad boy” according to Access Hollywood. When I was sober again, who could blame me for annulling that guy? I should just kiss Madonna during a mock wedding like I did at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards whenever I get that intoxicated urge to wed.
