Lord of the Fruit Flies
Posted on Friday, August 22nd, 2003 at 18:00.
I have Raid! Hear me roar.
Swarms of fruit flies suddenly occupied Mark’s apartment. They ganged up on me when I opened the trash. I took a special trip to K-Roger just to buy Raid Insect Killer before eating my partially prepared lunch. $6 later and a little gasoline, I have won the war. Why do these things only happen when I am at the apartment alone? But hey, I am having a good face day.

