Home Alone
Posted on Saturday, April 12th, 2003 at 21:00.
My San Diego family left for Virginia during their spring break. This meant that I was bestowed the tasks of domesticated animal maintenance for one dog and two bunnies. I still do not like domesticated animals despite the pleasures of being scratched by the bunnies, cleaning up dog excrement from the living room that magically appeared overnight, dealing with unhappy neighbors after the dog went missing in action for a day, chasing a bunny around the yard after it escaped, and replacing a box of Nilla Wafers that the dog snacked on while I was at work. Good times.
